Hey you!
Do you know me?
I laugh in Swahili,
“Kwahikikilinkinko.”
I am Aunty Ekute,
Also known as “Miss Sexy.”
The one who eats more than you do!
Don’t try me in any food competition.
Oh, you admire my lovely skirt?
You know who sew it?
My friend, Omoge Campus did.
She is from Kogi state.
Take my kiss—
Muah!
I bet you’d love to have me in your house.
I, Aunty Ekute!